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![]() WHITE WOMAN:
First date: You get to kiss her goodnight. Second date: You get to grope all over and make out a bit. Third date: You get to have sex . IRISH WOMEN First Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex. Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex. 20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex ITALIAN WOMEN: First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive restaurant. Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes spaghetti & meatballs. Third Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you & insists on a 3-carat ring. 5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate the thought of having sex. 6th Anniversary: You find yourself a Mistress. JEWISH WOMEN: First Date: You get terrific head. Second Date: You get even more great head. Third Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get head again. CHINESE WOMEN: First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but nothing happens. Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner. Nothing happens again. Third date: You don't even get to the third date and you've alreadyrealized nothing is ever going to happen. INDIAN WOMEN: First date: Meet her parents. Second date: Set the date of the wedding. Third date: Wedding night. BLACK WOMEN: First Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner. Second Date: You get to buy her and her girlfriends a real expensive dinner. Third Date: You get to pay her rent. Tenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you. MEXICAN WOMEN: First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get drunk on Tequila, and have sex in the back of her car. Second Date: She's pregnant. Third Date: She moves in. One week later, her mother, father, his girlfriend, her two sisters, her brother, all of their kids, her grandma, her father's girlfriend's mother, her two cousins, her sister's boyfriend and his three kids move in and you live on rice and beans for the rest of your life in your home that used to be nice, but now looks like a home along the Tijuana strip. ARAB WOMEN: : First Date: Mother, Father, Brothers, Sisters, Cousins, Aunts, Uncles, Friends and entire Arab community finds out. Second Date: Guy is shot dead. No third date.
WHEN LIFE GIVES U LEMON ........MAKE LEMON JUICE
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عضو
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i like it thanx mounia
أمية الشفتين ... لا تتبرمي
إني أتيتك هاديا و مبشرا حتى أعلمك الهوى ... فتعلمي مازال قانون القبيلة حاكماً جسد النساء ...... فحاولي أن تحكمي ..... |
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![]() YEA BUT IT'S NOT TRUE
PPLE HAVE A WRONG IDEA ABOUT ....US ![]() ![]() ليعرفوا ان الفتاة العربية مش سهلة و التربية الصحيحة هي اساس كل شيء ![]() ![]() |
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مسجّل
-- اخ حرٍك --
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![]() شكرا على الموضوع الجميل
وانا ايد التربية الصحيحة المراءه العربية معروفه انها اصيله وذات تربية صحيحة اكرر الشكر لك ![]()
احلى شباب المنتدى وبس##### ابو الريض######
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![]() قوية هههه شو هاد يا مونيا ...
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قالولي ليش رافع راسك و عينك قوية .. التلهم العفو كلنا ناس بس أنا من الأراضي السورية ...
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![]() أنا برأيي هيك الخطوات لازم تصير:
1st date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner and kiss her goodnight 2nd Date: You get to buy her and her girlfriends a real expensive dinner and kiss her goodnight 3rd date: You get to grope all over and make out a bit 4th Date: Mother, Father, Brothers, Sisters, Cousins, Aunts, Uncles, Friends and entire Arab community finds out 5th date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner and kiss her goodnight 6th Date: You get to buy her and her girlfriends a real expensive dinner and kiss her goodnight 7th date: You get to grope all over and make out a bit 8th Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes Mloukhia & Kebbi and kiss her goodnight 9th date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner and kiss her goodnight 10th Date: You get to buy her and her girlfriends a real expensive dinner and kiss her goodnight 11th date: You get to grope all over and make out a bit 12th Date: she wants to marry you & insists on a 3-carat ring 13th Date: her Mom makes Shakria & Kebi and kiss her goodnight 14th date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner and kiss her goodnight 15th date: You get to grope all over and make out a bit 16th date: Set the date of the Engagement حاجي .. دائت خلاقي من التخطيط .... !!! شكرا" mounia
Come crawling faster, obey your Master
Your life burns faster, obey your Master I'm pulling your strings Twisting your mind and smashing your dreams Blinded by me, you can't see a thing Just call my name, `cause I'll hear you scream Master :7asheesh: |
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أميـــــــــ
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![]() الحمدلله على نعمة العزوبية
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عندما تتأجج نار التحششيش .. تنأى الحشائش بالحشيش الحشحشش ..
وحشيشة التحشيش .. عمر أحشش .. حش الحشائش في حشيش محشش .. حشاش يا أخا الحشيش .. حشش على تحشيش محششنا القديم .. سوريا الله حاميا jesus i trust in you |
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قالت سفيرتي للنجوم الكذبة مش خطية
الصفر اكبر من اي عدد اصغر منو أنـا لـحـبـيـبـي وحـبـيـبـي إلـي، فـيـا عـوازل فـلـفـلـو... لِـ عـيـنـيـك أتـلـو صـلـاتي: أنـتَ ابـتـدائـي وأنـت انـتـهـائـي بكرا التغيير جاي على ايدنا نحنا جايي... Baby!! you are like my own personal brand of heroin |
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أميـــــــــ
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ادعـــي علـــي بالموت.. ولا سمني
بس لا تفارقني دخيــل الله و تغيب طاري السفر يا بعد عمري همني شلون اودع في المطار اغلـــى حبيب :cry: تعال قبل تروح عني ضمني اقرب من انفاسي ترى حالي صعيب ابنتثر قدام عينك لمني وابسألك هل نلتقي عما قريب نسيت حتي اسمي دخيلك سمني باللى تسمينى البيلك واجيب مجنون عاقل ما علي من لامني انا مع نفسي واحس اني غريب |
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