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س و ج | قائمة الأعضاء | الروزناما | العاب و تسالي | مواضيع اليوم | بحبشة و نكوشة |
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![]() A British, American and an Iraqi died and went all to hell. The British said: I miss England, I wanna call England and see how everybody is doing there.... he called and talked for about 5 minutes... then he said: well, devil how much do I owe you for the phone call ??? The devil goes: five million dollars... five million dollars!!!????? Well it's a long distance call ..!!! he made him a check and went to sit back on his chair.... The American was soo jealous, he starts screaming, me too I wanna call the United States, I wanna see how everybody is doing too... he called and talked for about 2 minutes, then he said: well, devil how much do I owe you for the phone call ???? The devil goes: ten million dollars... ten million dollars!!!!!!???? Well it's a longer distance call sir..!!! He made him a check and went to sit back on his chair... The Iraqi was extremely soooo jealous too... he starts screaming and screaming, I wanna call iraq too, I wanna see how everybody is doing there too, I wanna talk to the family , to the friends, I wanna talk to everybody... he called iraq and he talked for about twenty hours, he was talking and talking and talking... then he said: well, devil how much do I owe you for the phone call???? The devil goes: one dollar... only one dollar?!!!!! The devil goes: yes, well, from hell to hell, it's localcall ![]()
أجمل الأمهات ..... التي انتظرت ابنها ..... أجمل الأمهات التي انتظرته
وعاد ..... ..... عاد مستشهدا ..... ...... فبكت دمعتين و وردة ...... ولم تنزوي في ثياب الحداد آه ياريتا على فقيدك ... بحبك بلا ولا شي... بحبك يا ضيعتي البعيدة بيت ياشوط... |
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![]() هههههههههههه قوية هي..
بس والله ع الوجع.. ![]()
عوجـــــــــــــــــــــــــــــــا...
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