jokes about Homsi

mary belle · 22/06/2009

Homsi: I was born in Lebanon .
Lebanese : 'Oh really, what part?'
Homsi : 'All of me, you silly Lebanese!!.' ^

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A girl asked her Homsy boyfriend : 'Habibi, if we get engaged will you give me a ring?'
Sure replied the Homsy: 'What's your phone number?'

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Homsy is for the 1st time buying a colour TV.
Homsi: Do you have colour TVs?
Sailsman : Sure.
Homsi: Give me a green one.

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Q: Why did 18 homsis go to a movie?
A: Because below 18 was not allowed !!!

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Q: A homsi ordered a pizza and the clerk asked if he should cut it six or twelve pieces.
A: 'Six, please. I could never eat twelve pieces.'

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What about the homsi's wife who gave birth to twins?
Her husband is out looking for the other man.

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homsi: 'Excuse me sir, what time is it?'
MAN: 'It's 3:15.'
homsi: (puzzled look on his face) 'You know, it's the weirdest thing, I have been asking that question all day, and each time I get a different answer.'

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A homsi was driving down the highway to Disneyland when he saw a sign that said 'DISNEYLAND LEFT'.
After thinking for a minute he said to himself 'oh well!' and turned around and returned home.

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A Homsi got himself a puzzle game.
It took him 10 hard months to finish it.
He was so proud of himself because at the side of the box it said '2-3 years'!!!

pretty girl94 · 22/06/2009

A Homsi got himself a puzzle game.
It took him 10 hard months to finish it.
He was so proud of himself because at the side of the box it said '2-3 years'!!!

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