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jokes about Homsi
Homsi: I was born in Lebanon . Lebanese : 'Oh really, what part?' Homsi : 'All of me, you silly Lebanese!!.' ^ ============ ========= ========= ========= ===== A girl asked her Homsy boyfriend : 'Habibi, if we get engaged will you give me a ring?' Sure replied the Homsy: 'What's your phone number?' ============ ========= ========= ========= ====== Homsy is for the 1st time buying a colour TV. Homsi: Do you have colour TVs? Sailsman : Sure. Homsi: Give me a green one. ============ ========= ========= ========= ====== Q: Why did 18 homsis go to a movie? A: Because below 18 was not allowed !!! ============ ========= ========= ========= ======= Q: A homsi ordered a pizza and the clerk asked if he should cut it six or twelve pieces. A: 'Six, please. I could never eat twelve pieces.' ============ ========= ========= ========= ========= What about the homsi's wife who gave birth to twins? Her husband is out looking for the other man. ============ ========= ========= ========= ========= = homsi: 'Excuse me sir, what time is it?' MAN: 'It's 3:15.' homsi: (puzzled look on his face) 'You know, it's the weirdest thing, I have been asking that question all day, and each time I get a different answer.' ============ ========= ========= ========= ====== A homsi was driving down the highway to Disneyland when he saw a sign that said 'DISNEYLAND LEFT'. After thinking for a minute he said to himself 'oh well!' and turned around and returned home. ============ ========= ========= ========= ====== A Homsi got himself a puzzle game. It took him 10 hard months to finish it. He was so proud of himself because at the side of the box it said '2-3 years'!!! |
A Homsi got himself a puzzle game.
It took him 10 hard months to finish it. He was so proud of himself because at the side of the box it said '2-3 years'!!! هههههههه و الله ضحكووني يسلموو لا تحرمينا من نكاتك :D |
اخر وحدة كتير حلوة بس الظاهر اني نحنا هلا صار لازم نكون فخورين لاني الواضح اني الاخوة الحماصنة قدروا يصلوا للعالمية:p
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ميرسي عالمرور صبايا:D
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مريم :sly::sly::sly:
شبون الحماصنة :jakoush: ليكني ما احلاني وما اظرفني :larg: |
:jakoush:
حتى بالانكليزي عم ينهفو علينا.... ايه ذيي مييد ات ثك يعني :p (تخنوا) |
اقتباس:
ما بهون شي بس بسلّو:p اقتباس:
ما جبنا سيرتك بالعاطل..:p ميرسي عالمرور :D |
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