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س و ج | قائمة الأعضاء | الروزناما | العاب و تسالي | مواضيع اليوم | بحبشة و نكوشة |
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![]() A ship sank in high seas and the following people got stranded on a beautiful deserted island in the middle of nowhere:
A. 2 Italian men and 1 Italian woman B. 2 French men and 1 French woman C. 2 German men and 1 German woman D. 2 Greek men and 1 Greek woman E. 2 Mexican men and 1 Mexican woman F. 2 American men and 1 American woman G. 2 Indian men and 1 Indian woman H. 2 Saudi men and 1 Saudi woman One month later, on various parts of the island, the following was observed: A. One Italian man killed the other Italian man for the Italian woman. B. The two French men and the French woman are living happily together. C. The two German men have a strict weekly schedule of when they alternate with the German woman. D. The two Greek men are sleeping together, and the Greek woman is cooking & cleaning for them. E. The two Mexican men are talking to all the other men on the island trying to sell them the Mexican woman. F. The two American men are contemplating suicide. The American woman is bitching about her body being her own, how she can do everything that they can do. G. The 2 Indian men are still waiting for someone to introduce them to the Indian woman. H. The 2 Saudi men are still searching for a piece of paper so they can throw their phone-number at the Saudi woman !!!
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|__________________| |____*________*____| |__________________| ســـــ ♥ ـــوريـــــ ♥ ــــا الشام شامنا .. لو الزمان ضامنا أمضى سلاح ، يمكن أن يقدّمه إنسان لعدوّه ، هو الخوف منه ! We ask the Syrian government to stop banning Akhawia |
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عضو
-- مستشــــــــــار --
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![]() تجننننننننن القصة
والله الهندين يضحكوون أغـــــبيا والسعوديين شنووو لقووو ورقة عشان يرقموهاااا للبنت ![]() ميرســــــــــــي
انتا كل الناس بعيوني
ومهما طول غيابك ,, تأكد اني ما رح انساك ولا رح أحب بعدك ,,بس بتمنى ما تكون عيني مخدوعة |
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قالولي ليش رافع راسك و عينك قوية .. التلهم العفو كلنا ناس بس أنا من الأراضي السورية ...
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![]() شكراا لمرووركون
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