أخوية - so funny story

A ship sank in high seas and the following people got stranded on a beautiful deserted island in the middle of nowhere:

A. 2 Italian men and 1 Italian woman
B. 2 French men and 1 French woman
C. 2 German men and 1 German woman
D. 2 Greek men and 1 Greek woman
E. 2 Mexican men and 1 Mexican woman
F. 2 American men and 1 American woman
G. 2 Indian men and 1 Indian woman
H. 2 Saudi men and 1 Saudi woman

One month later, on various parts of the island,
the following was observed:

A. One Italian man killed the other Italian man
for the Italian woman.

B. The two French men and the French woman are living
happily together.

C. The two German men have a strict weekly schedule of
when they alternate with the German woman.

D. The two Greek men are sleeping together, and the
Greek woman is cooking & cleaning for them.
E. The two Mexican men are talking to all the other
men on the island trying to sell them the Mexican
woman.

F. The two American men are contemplating suicide. The American
woman is bitching about her body being her own, how
she can do everything that they can do.

G. The 2 Indian men are still waiting for someone to introduce them to the Indian woman.

H. The 2 Saudi men are still searching for a piece of paper so they can throw their phone-number at the Saudi woman !!!