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| س و ج | قائمة الأعضاء | الروزناما | العاب و تسالي | مواضيع اليوم | بحبشة و نكوشة |
أخوية سوريا: تجمع شبابي سوري (ثقافي، فكري، اجتماعي) بإطار حراك مجتمع مدني - ينشط في دعم الحرية المدنية، التعددية الديمقراطية، والتوعية بما نسميه الحد الأدنى من المسؤولية العامة.
نحو عقد اجتماعي صحي سليم، به من الأكسجن ما يكف لجميع المواطنين والقاطنين.
أخذ مكانه في 2003 و توقف قسراً نهاية 2009 - النسخة الحالية هنا هي ارشيفية للتصفح فقط |
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Men and Women
Men and Women NICKNAMES If Gloria, Suzanne, Debra and Michelle go out for lunch, they will call each other Gloria, Suzanne, Debra and Michelle. But if Mike Phil, Rob and Jack go out, they will affectionately refer to each other as Fat Boy, Godzilla and Scrappy EATING OUT And when the check comes, Mike, Phil, Rob and Jack will each throw in a $20 bill, even though the total bill is only for $32.50. None of them will have anything smaller, and none will actually admit they want change back. When the girls get their check, out come the pocket calculators BATHROOMS A man has five items in his bathroom - a toothbrush, shaving cream, razor,a bar of Dial soap, and a towel. The average number of items in the typical woman's bathroom is 337. A man would not be able to identify most of these items GROCERIES A woman makes a list of things she needs and then goes out to the store and buys these things. A man waits till the only items left in his fridge are half a lime and a soda. Then he goes grocery shopping. He buys everything that looks good. By the time a man reaches the checkout counter, his cart is packed tighter than the Clampett's car on Beverly Hillbillies. Of course, this will not stop him from going to the 10 items-or- less lane ARGUMENTS A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument SHOES When preparing for work, a woman will put on a Mondi wool suit, then slip on Reebok sneakers. She will carry her dress shoes in a plastic bags from saks. When a woman gets to work, she will put on her dress shoes. Five minutes later, she will kick them off because her feet are under the desk. A man will wear the same pair of shoes all day DRESSING UP A woman will dress up to: go shopping, water the plants, empty the garbage, answer the phone, read a book, get the mail. A man will dress upfor: weddings, funerals LAUNDRY Women do laundry every couple of days. A man will wear every article of clothing he owns, including his surgical pants that were hip about twenty years ago, before he will do his laundry. When he is finally out of clothes, he will wear a dirty sweatshirt inside out, rent a U-Haul and take his mountain of clothes to the Laundromat. Men always expect to meet beautiful women at the Laundromat OFFSPRING Ah, children. A woman knows all about her children. She knows about dental appointments and soccer games and romances and best friends and favorite foods and secret fears and hopes and dreams. A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in the house  Just for Fun
أدعى الناس الى الشفقة ذلك الي يحول أحلامه الى الفضىة و الذهب.. جبران خليل جبران
اذا كان العالم اشتراكيا بالفطرة و رأسماليا بالفطرة و ربما قوميا بالفطرة ... فهل يا ترى كان رجعيا بالفطرة ؟ لن نبق اسرى الماضي ... |
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and of course English too but to be Honest there's nothing like Hebrew i just love to talk..write..feel..hebrew Regards or Shalomot |
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