Managment definitions

[ASH]

1. Project Manager is a Person who thinks nine women can delivera baby in One month.

2. Developer is a Person who thinks it will take 18 months to deliver a baby

.3. Onsite Coordinator is one who thinks single woman can deliver nine babies in one month

.4. Client is the one who doesn't know why he wants a baby

.5. Marketing Manager is a person who thinks he can deliver a baby
even if no man and woman are available

.6. Resource Optimization Team thinks they don't need a man or woman; they'll produce a child with zero resources

.7. Documentation Team thinks they don't care whether the child is delivered, they'll just document 9 months

.8. Quality Auditor is the person who is never happy with the PROCESS to produce a baby.

[Syrian__Angel]

7elo ..

ma ba3ref eza mkarrar aw saba2 w shefto fe makanen ma

!??bas leish mo b 3ala el 6ayer

[jouliana]

كاتب النص الأصلي : Syrian__Angel

7elo ..

ma ba3ref eza mkarrar aw saba2 w shefto fe makanen ma

!??bas leish mo b 3ala el 6ayer

i think cause the subject
written in inglish
thats why he put it here

by the way im not ash lawyer
but u have asked
and i have answered

[Syrian__Angel]

: D

ما اختلفنا ... بس ما بظنّ قسم اللغات للنكت ( بالانجليزي ) ..


الظريف بالموضوع انو هلأ اللاب اللي داخلة منـــو كاتبلي كل الارقام بالعربي ...
ما عرفت شو هي elo ! هيهيهي ...
انفصمنا

[ASH]

Thanks for replay any way

i thought here is the right plase :S:S what ever if not chane it and but it in the right place sweaty
thank Jolee for your replay hun