قوة ملاحظة

[hellgate]

مشكور يا يابا والله ما ضل حدى عندي بلشغل الا بيضحك صرت لمون من الاراضي

كترولنا من هدول النكت على الصبح

[sweet angle]

سؤال عارض انت شو بتشتغل ؟؟؟؟؟؟؟؟؟ خلاص لعيونك يا شيخ الشباب منكترك منون

[بنت المهاجرين]

حلويين يسلموو..

[Nasserm]

كاتب النص الأصلي : sweet angle

خلاص لعيونك يا شيخ الشباب منكترك منون

ع الوعد يا كمّون

[Nasserm]

كاتب النص الأصلي : بنت المهاجرين

حلويين يسلموو..

ولو.. تكرمي يا بنت المهاجرين

و.. إسمك بالمهاجرين.. اخطفي رجلك عند شيخنا ابن عربي.. وإذا بتقدري تصلّي ع روحو نيابة عني.. بكون ممنونك

[Nasserm]

هيدي إلها علاقة نوعاً ما بـ "قوة الملاحظة"


SEX IN THE DARK


There was this couple that had been married for 20 years.

Every time they made love the husband always insisted on shutting off the light.

Well, after 20 years the wife felt this was ridiculous.

She figured she would break him out of this crazy habit.

So one night, while they were in the middle of a wild, screaming, romantic session, she turned on the lights.

She looked down. and saw her husband was holding a battery-operated leisure device... a vibrator!

Soft, wonderful and larger than a real one.

She went completely ballistic: (You impotent bastard),

She screamed at him, (how could you be lying to me all of these years? You better explain yourself!);

The husband looks her straight in the eyes and says calmly: (I'll explain the toy . . . you explain the kids)