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شبه عضو
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![]() Types of Women ![]() HARD-DISKWoman She rememberseverything, FOREVER. ![]() RAMWoman She forgetsabout you, the moment you turn her off. ![]() WINDOWSWoman Everyone knowsthat she can't do a thing right, but no one can live without her. ![]() EXCELWoman They say shecan do a lot of things but you mostly use her for your four basic needs. ![]() SCREENSAVERWoman She is good fornothing but at least she is fun! ![]() INTERNETWoman Difficult toaccess. ![]() SERVER Always busywhen you need her. ![]() MULTIMEDIAWoman She makeshorrible things look beautiful. ![]() CD-ROMWoman She is alwaysfaster and faster. ![]() E-MAILWoman Every tenthings she says, eight are nonsense. ![]() VIRUSWoman Also known as "WIFE"; when you are not expecting her, she comes, installs herself and uses allyour resources. If you try to uninstall her you will lose something, if youdon't try to uninstall her you will loseeverything![]()
إذا ما كنت ذا قلبٍ قنوعٍ
فأنت ومالك الدّنيا سواء |
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مسجّل
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![]() HI
THATS WAS SO FUNY ![]() ![]() BUT YOU FORGOT ![]() TRUJAN WHAT YOU CAN ![]() ![]() |
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شبه عضو
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![]() اقتباس:
TRUJAN Women She gets into you're life without noticing. And as soon as she sticks her self in she starts ruining you're life by spaying on you and trying to know and steal all you're secrets and thoughts |
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