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عضو
-- قبضاي --
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![]() NOT A STORY BUT A TRUE INCIDENT An Indian man walks into a bank in New York Cityand asks for the loan officer. He tells the loan officer that he is going to India on business for two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000. The bank officer tells him that the bank will need some form of security for the loan, so the Indian man hands over the keys and documents of new Ferrari parked on the street in front of the bank. He produces the title and everything checks out. The loan officer agrees to accept the car as collateral for the loan. The bank's president and its officers all enjoy a good laugh at the Indian for using a $250,000 Ferrari as collateral against a $5,000 loan. An employee of the bank then drives the Ferrari into the bank's underground garage and parks it there. Two weeks later, the Indian returns, repays the $5,000 and the interest, which comes to $15.41. The loan officer says, "Sir, we are very happy to have had your business, and this transaction has worked out very nicely, but we are a little puzzled. While you were away, we checked you out and found that you are a multi millionaire. What puzzles us is, why would you bother to borrow "$5,000" ? The Indian replies: "Where else in New York City can I park my car for two weeks for only $15.41 and expect it to be there when I return'"
قل ماشئت في مسبتي
فسكوتي عن اللئيم جواب لست عديم الجواب ولكن مامن أسد يجيب على الكلاب ********************* فراشة جئت ألقي كحل اجنحتي لديك فاحترقت ظلماً جناحاتي اصيح والسيف مغروز بخاصرتي والغدر حطم آمالي العريضاتِ |
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عضو
-- مستشــــــــــار --
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![]() هاهاهاها , بس شو يعني
انا مابفهم انكليزي
الإصلاح يبدأ و ينطلق من حاجاتنا الداخلية فقط و
نرفض أي إصلاح يفرض من الخارج تحت أي عنوان أو مبرر وإن لم نكن ندعي المثالية و الكمال الدكتور بشار الأسد لك رووووووووووووووووووووووووووح القلب داعيلك تفووووووووو على الطائفية . يحيا الانتماء الوطني |
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عضو
-- أخ لهلوب --
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![]() شطارة...
ذو العقل يشقى في النعيم بعقله........واخو الجهالة في الشقاوة ينعم
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عضو
-- زعيـــــــم --
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![]() هههههههههههه
كتير حلوة ![]() يسلموا ![]() بس ايش معناها ![]() ![]() ![]()
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