George&condi

[hanny dagher]

-George: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening?
-Condi : Sir, I have the report here about the new
leader of China.
-George: Great. Lay it on me.
-Condi : Hu is the new leader of China.
-George: That's what I want to know.
-Condi : That's what I'm telling you.
-George: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new
leader of China?
-Condi : Yes.
-George: I mean the fellow's name.
-Condi : Hu.
-George: The guy in China.
-Condi : Hu.
-George: The new leader of China.
-Condi : Hu.
-George: The main man in China!
-Condi : Hu is leading China.
-George: Now whaddya' asking me for?
-Condi : I'm telling you, Hu is leading China.
-George: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China?
-Condi : That's the man's name.
-George: That's who's name?
-Condi : Yes.
-George: Will you, or will you not, tell me the name
of the new leader of China?
-Condi : Yes, sir.
-George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I
thought he's dead in the Middle East.
-Condi : That's correct.
-George: Then who is in China?
-Condi : Yes, sir.
-George: Yassir is in China?
-Condi : No, sir.
-George: Then who is?
-Condi : Yes, sir.
-George: Yassir?
-Condi : No, sir.
-George: Look Condi. I need
to know the name of the new leader of
China.Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone.
-Condi : Kofi?
-George: No, thanks.
-Condi : You want Kofi?
-George: No.
-Condi : You don't want Kofi.
-George: No But now that you mention it, I could use
a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N.
-Condi : Yes, sir.
-George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.
-Condi : Kofi?
-George: Milk! Will you please make the call?
-Condi : And call who?
-George: Who is the guy at the U.N?
-Condi : Hu is the guy in China.
-George: Will you stay out of China?!
-Condi : Yes, sir.
-George: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get
me the guy at the U.N.
-Condi : Kofi.
-George: All right! With
cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone.