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س و ج | قائمة الأعضاء | الروزناما | العاب و تسالي | مواضيع اليوم | بحبشة و نكوشة |
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![]() Vary your vehicle’s speed inversely with the speed limit
Roll down your windows and blast talk radio. Attempt to head bang At stop lights, eye the person in the next car suspiciously. With a look of fear, lock your doors Write the words "Help me” on your back window in red paint. The more it looks like blood, the better. Have conversations, looking periodically at the passenger seat, when driving alone Stop at the green lights Occasionally wave a stuffed animal/troll doll/Barbie out your window or sunroof. Feel free to make it dance Pass cars, then drive very slowly Wave at people often. If they wave back, offer an angry look and an obscene gesture Look behind you frequently, with a very paranoid look Restart your car at every stop light. Stop and collect road kill Stop and pray to road kill Get in the fast lane and gradually…slow…down… to a stop. Then get out and watch the cars waiting for the results ..... hehehehe ![]()
And u light up my life u gave me hope to carry on u light up my days and fill my night wz songs
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![]() تحشيييش
أحلى اشيwave at people انا عطول بعملها و بتخوت عالعالم........نهفة يسلموووووووو ![]() ![]()
"Never say I love you....if you don't really care
Never talk about feelings....if they aren't really there^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ If you really mean forever...then say you will try Never say forever.....cause forever makes me cry |
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![]() هههههه....نورتي..
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![]() THANKS YOUNG LADY!
I remember when i was younger ... my father was teaching me how to drive in highways .. the problem was that i was driving slowly in the middle of the street .. the cars behind me were annoying me with their horns and i was really confused .. till my father slapped me in the face and told ( speed up asshole) lol اقتباس:
What goes around comes around it's karma baby
(( معروف سابقاً كـRomanista )) Previously known as Romanista |
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![]() welcome....nort
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![]() I think you might change the subject
The Easiest ways to car crashes!
أدعى الناس الى الشفقة ذلك الي يحول أحلامه الى الفضىة و الذهب.. جبران خليل جبران
اذا كان العالم اشتراكيا بالفطرة و رأسماليا بالفطرة و ربما قوميا بالفطرة ... فهل يا ترى كان رجعيا بالفطرة ؟ لن نبق اسرى الماضي ... |
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![]() hahahah....
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