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س و ج | قائمة الأعضاء | الروزناما | العاب و تسالي | مواضيع اليوم | بحبشة و نكوشة |
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شبه عضو
-- اخ حرٍك --
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![]() There is a good old barber in some city in the US. One day a florist
goes to him for a haircut. After the cut, he goes to pay the barber and the barber replies: "I am sorry. I cannot accept money from you. I am doing community service." The Florist is happy and leaves the shop. The next morning when the barber goes to open his shop, there is a thank you card and a dozen roses waiting at his door. A policeman goes for a haircut and he also goes to pay the barber after the cut. But the barber replies: "I am sorry. I cannot accept money from you. I am doing community service." The cop is happy and leaves the shop. The next morning the barber goes to open his shop, there is a thank you card and a dozen donuts door. A Syrian software engineer goes for a haircut and he also goes to pay the barber after the cut. But the barber replies: "I am sorry. I cannot accept money from you. I am doing community service." The Syrian software engineer is happy and leaves. The next morning when the barber goes to open his shop, guess what he finds there... Can you guess? Come on, think like a Syrian.... A dozen Syrians waiting for a haircut........
If i let u go
i will never know how my life would be holding u close to me if i ever see u smiling back at me How will i know if i let go |
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عضو
-- مستشــــــــــار --
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![]() ههههه حلوة والله بتفقع ضحك.....عاداتنا ما امنقدر نتخلى عنها...
one day love asked friendship ..why r u in this life if am in it?friendship answered:to put laugh again instead of tears u have caused ....
jesus i trust u... |
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مشرف متقاعد
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قالت سفيرتي للنجوم الكذبة مش خطية
الصفر اكبر من اي عدد اصغر منو أنـا لـحـبـيـبـي وحـبـيـبـي إلـي، فـيـا عـوازل فـلـفـلـو... لِـ عـيـنـيـك أتـلـو صـلـاتي: أنـتَ ابـتـدائـي وأنـت انـتـهـائـي بكرا التغيير جاي على ايدنا نحنا جايي... Baby!! you are like my own personal brand of heroin |
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![]() ههههههههههههههههههههههههه ههههههههههههههههههههههههه ههههههه
حلوة خخخخخخ ملعوبة والله صحيحة هههههههههههههههه والله فقعتني ضحك خخخخخخخخخخخخ مشكورة لونلي
مافي امل
يلعن ابو التخلف ضاع الهدف ابرة ليساعد هلق لصلاح وعدتو بقى رئيدة زدير, اسيرا فهيم رايح |
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شبه عضو
-- اخ حرٍك --
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![]() شكرا عالمرور
منقولة القصة ها مو من تأليفي ![]() ![]() ![]() |
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WHEN LIFE GIVES U LEMON ........MAKE LEMON JUICE
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عضو
-- زعيـــــــم --
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![]() هيدا بلا ما يشكروا توبوا يعمل منيح مع حدا
بحبّــــــــــــك يـــــــــــــا لبنــــــــــان .. يـــــــــا وطنـــــــــــي
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عضو
-- زعيـــــــم --
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