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Types of Women

HARD-DISKWoman
She rememberseverything, FOREVER.

RAMWoman

She forgetsabout you, the moment you turn her off.

WINDOWSWoman

Everyone knowsthat she can't do a thing right, but no one can live without her.

EXCELWoman

They say shecan do a lot of things but you mostly use her for your four basic needs.

SCREENSAVERWoman

She is good fornothing but at least she is fun!

INTERNETWoman

Difficult toaccess.

SERVER

Always busywhen you need her.

MULTIMEDIAWoman

She makeshorrible things look beautiful.

CD-ROMWoman

She is alwaysfaster and faster.

E-MAILWoman

Every tenthings she says, eight are nonsense.

VIRUSWoman

Also known as "WIFE"; when you are not expecting her, she comes, installs herself and uses allyour resources. If you try to uninstall her you will lose something, if youdon't try to uninstall her you will loseeverything