[Varon]

i think this is real :
You know you are a Syrian when..........:
1) You call any older person you've never met before: uncle "Ammo"
2) Getting a visa to Europe or the States is like getting a baby,everybody tells you "mabrook" (congratulations)

3) You always carry excess luggage when you travel and learn how to beg the personnel at the airport to allow the excess baggage you've got as soon as your father stops doing that for you.

4) Your dream is holding a different passport.
5) When you FLY BACK home you find 20 people waiting for you at the airport.

6) Every time you fly back home you meet relatives you never knew existed, and they look nothing like your family.
7) You look for universities as far away from home as possible.

You always curse at Lebaneses when you are back home, but when you live abroad you make many Syrian friends, and say how wonderful are the ones back home.

9) Your aunt is always asking when she can dance at your wedding
10) Everyone is a family friend.
11) People are never happy with what you've achieved.

12) If you graduated from school they'll tell you "Okbal el Shahadeh el kebeerah", and when u get that "Okbal el Aroosa or Areees", and when you get that "Okbal ma nefrah be Aoulad-kum", and when you get that "Okbal ma tefrahu bi! ! shahadit-hum", etc...

13) You fight over who pays the dinner bill.
14) You teach Westerners to swearwords in your language.

15) When you go on a date you start thinking of lousy places where nobody would go to, so you won't bump into family or friends.

16) You end up in a lousy place and still bump into the relative with the biggest mouth.
17) If you are 22 and not married yet, your parents make you feel that you are getting too old.
1 Getting married becomes the only way you can escape your parents, unless you are part of the lower eighty percent of the population; then you live with them, even after marriage and go out with your wife on a date.

19) You ask your dad a simple question and he tells you a story of how he had to walk miles just to get to school.
20) Your parents were ranked first in school.

21) Your dad swears at you with words that insult himself "Ya Ibnielll.... !" (son of .....!)