[Ashley]

Vary your vehicle’s speed inversely with the speed limit


Roll down your windows and blast talk radio. Attempt to head bang


At stop lights, eye the person in the next car suspiciously. With a look of fear, lock your doors


Write the words "Help me” on your back window in red paint. The more it looks like blood, the better.


Have conversations, looking periodically at the passenger seat, when driving alone


Stop at the green lights


Occasionally wave a stuffed animal/troll doll/Barbie out your window or sunroof. Feel free to make it dance


Pass cars, then drive very slowly


Wave at people often. If they wave back, offer an angry look and an obscene gesture


Look behind you frequently, with a very paranoid look


Restart your car at every stop light.



Stop and collect road kill


Stop and pray to road kill



Get in the fast lane and gradually…slow…down… to a stop. Then get out and watch the cars



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