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1. Project Manager is a Person who thinks nine women can delivera baby in One month.

2. Developer is a Person who thinks it will take 18 months to deliver a baby

.3. Onsite Coordinator is one who thinks single woman can deliver nine babies in one month

.4. Client is the one who doesn't know why he wants a baby

.5. Marketing Manager is a person who thinks he can deliver a baby
even if no man and woman are available

.6. Resource Optimization Team thinks they don't need a man or woman; they'll produce a child with zero resources

.7. Documentation Team thinks they don't care whether the child is delivered, they'll just document 9 months

.8. Quality Auditor is the person who is never happy with the PROCESS to produce a baby.