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قديم 28/06/2008   #1
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In case you ever get these two environments mixed up, this should make things a little bit clearer.
@ PRISON

You spend most of your time in a 10X10 cell
@ WORK

You spend most of your time in an
6X6 cubicle




@ PRISON

You get three meals a day, fully paid for

@ WORK
You get a break for one meal and you have to pay for it





@ PRISON

For good behavior, you get time off
@ WORK

For good behavior, you get more work


@ PRISON

The guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you
@ WORK

You must carry a security card and open all the doors yourself



@ PRISON

You can watch TV and play games
@ WORK

You could get fired for watching TV and playing games




@ PRISON
You get your own toilet
@ WORK


You have to share the toilet with people who pee on the seat



@ PRISON

They allow your family and friends to visit
@ WORK

You aren't even supposed to speak to your family



@ PRISON

All expenses are paid by the taxpayers with no work required
@ WORK

You must pay all your expenses to go to work, and they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners



@ PRISON

You spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out
@ WORK

You spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars


@ PRISON

You must deal with sadistic wardens
@ WORK

They are called 'managers'

قل ماشئت في مسبتي
فسكوتي عن اللئيم جواب
لست عديم الجواب ولكن
مامن أسد يجيب على الكلاب
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اصيح والسيف مغروز بخاصرتي
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