[Ashley]

People usually ask stupid questions in obvious situations and get some equally stupid answers

1.

At the movies When you meet acquaintances friends...
?Stupid Question Hey, what are you doing here
Answer Don't u know, I sell tickets in the back .

2.

In the bus A heavy lady wearing pointed high-heeled shoes steps on your feet...
?Stupid Question Sorry, did that hurt
Answer No, not at all, I'm on local anesthesia. Why don't you try again

3.

. At a funeral One of the teary eyed people ask...
?Stupid Question Why, why him, of all people.
Answer Why Would it rather have been you

4.

. At a restaurant When you ask the waiter
?Stupid Question Is the Paneer Butter Masala dish good
Answer No, it’s terrible and made of adulterated cement. We occasionally also spit on it.

5.

.At a family get-together When some distant aunt meets you after years.
?Stupid Question Munna, Chickoo, you've become so big.
Answer Well you haven't particularly shrunk yourself.

6.

. When a friend announces her wedding, and you ask...
?Stupid Question Is the guy you're marrying well
Answer No, he's a miserable wife beating, insensitive lout...it's just the money.

7.

. When you get woken up at midnight by a phone call...
?Stupid Question Sorry. Were you sleeping
Answer No. I was doing research on whether the Zulu tribes in Africa marry or not.
And you thought I was sleeping.... You dumb witted moron.

8.

. When you see a friendcolleague with evidently shorter hair...
?Stupid Question Hey have you had a haircut
Answer No, its autumn and I'm shedding.

9.

.At the dentist when he's sticking pointed objects in your mouth...
?Stupid Question Tell me if it hurts
Answer No it won’t. It will just bleed

10.

.You are smoking a cigarette and a cute woman asks...
?Stupid Question Oh, so you smoke.
Answer Gosh, it's a miracle ...it was a piece of chalk and now it's in flames
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