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QUICK-THINKING KIDS
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>> >>
>> >>Kids in school think quickly ....and will make you laugh as long
>>as
>> >>they aren't yours!
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>> >>TEACHER : Maria, go to the map and find North America.
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>> >>MARIA : Here it is!
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>> >>TEACHER : Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
>> >>
>> >>CLASS
>>: Maria!
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>> >>TEACHER : Why are you late, Frank?
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>> >>FRANK : Because of the sign.
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>> >>TEACHER : What sign?
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>> >>FRANK : The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow."
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>> >>TEACHER : John, why are you doing your multiplication on
>>the
>> >>floor?
>> >>
>> >>JOHN :
>>You told me to do it without using tables!
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>> >>TEACHER : Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
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>> >>GLENN : K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L"
>> >>
>> >>TEACHER : No, that's wrong
>> >>
>> >>GLENN : Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I
>>spell
>> >>it!
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>> >>TEACHER : Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
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>> >>DONALD
>>: H I J K L M N O!!
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>> >>TEACHER : What are you talking about?
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>> >>DONALD : Yesterday you said! it's H to O!
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>> >>TEACHER : Winnie, name one important thing we have today
>>that
>> >>we didn't have ten years ago.
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>> >>WINNIE : Me!
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>> >>TEACHER : Goss, why do you always get so
>>dirty?
>> >>
>> >>GOSS : Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than
>>you
>> >>are.
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>> >>TEACHER : Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
>> >>
>> >>MILLIE : I is...
>> >>
>> >>TEACHER : No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
>> >>
>> >>MILLIE : All right... "I am the ninth letter of the
>> >>alphabet."
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>> >>TEACHER
>>: Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?
>> >>
>> >>TINO : Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the
>>same
>> >>day, same time."
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>> >> __________________________________________________ _________
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>> >>TEACHER : George Washington not only chopped down his
>> >>father's cherry tree, but also admitted doing it. Now, Louie, do
>> >>you know why his father didn't punish him?"
>> >>
>> >>LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand.
>> >>
>> >> __________________________________________________ ______
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>> >>TEACHER : Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers
before
>>eating?

SIMON : No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.

TEACHER : Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the
same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
CLYDE : No, teacher, it's the same dog!;

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>> >>TEACHER : Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on
>> >>talking when people are no longer interested?
>> >>
>> >>HAROLD : A teacher.