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>A man was sitting on the edge of the bed, observing
>his wife turning back and forth, looking at herself in the mirror. Since her
>birthday was not far off he asked what she'd like to have for her Birthday.
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>I'd like to be six again, she replied, still looking in the mirror.
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>On the morning of her Birthday, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of
>Lucky Charms, and then took her to Six Flags theme park. What a day! He put
>her on every ride in the park; the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the
>Screaming Monster Roller Coaster, everything there was.
>
>Five hours later they staggered out of the theme
>park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down.
>He then took her to a McDonald's where he ordered her a Happy Meal with
>extra fries and a chocolate shake. Then it was off to a movie, popcorn, a
>soda pop, and her favorite candy, M&M's.
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>What a fabulous adventure! Finally she wobbled home with her husband and
>collapsed into bed exhausted. He leaned over his wife with a big smile and
>lovingly asked, "Well Dear, what was it like being six again?"
>
>Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed. "I meant my
>dress size, you dumb ass!"
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>The moral of the story: Even when a man is listening, he is gonna get it
>wrong.





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