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*Queen Elizabeth, Bill Clinton and the Egyptian president died and went all
to hell. ***
*Queen Elizabeth said: I miss **England**, I wanna call
**England** and see how everybody is doing there.... *

*She called and talked for about 5 minutes... then she said:
well, devil how much do I owe you????
The devil goes: five million dollars.......
- five million dollars!!! She made him a check and went to sit back on her
chair.... ***
**
*Bill Clinton was soo jealous, he starts screaming, me too I wanna call the
United States, I wanna see how everybody is doing too... He called and
talked for about 2 minutes,
Then he said: well, devil how much
do I owe you????
The devil goes: ten million dollars....... ten million
dollars!!!!!! He
made him a check and went to sit back on his chair... ***

*The Egyptian president was extremely soooo jealous too... he starts
screaming and screaming, I wanna call Egypt too, I wanna see how everybody
is doing there too, I wanna talk to the ministers, to the deputies, I wanna talk to everybody.......
He called Egypt and he talked for about twenty hours, he was talking and talking and talking...
Then he said: well, devil how much do I owe you????
The devil goes: one dollar...
Queen Elizabeth and Bill Clinton: only one dollar?!!!!! *




*The devil goes: well, from hell to hell, it's local!!*

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