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A foreign Newspaper wants to publish a report about life in
Egypt, so they send a female reporter to interview the common citizen in
Egypt. When she arrives in Cairo she picks a random guy, and starts her
interview as follows:


Reporter : Hi
Egyptian: Hell

Reporter: Do u speak English

Egyptian: Berfect

Reporter: Do u mind if I interview u

Egyptian: No, I dont have a mind

Reporter: What's your name?

Egyptian: Taha

Reporter: Sex?

Taha: I love it

Reporter: oh no, I meant male or female?

Taha (yelling): what do u sink?

Reporter: it's just for the sake of the report. Never
mind...male....

Taha: yas male..and i can brove it any time u want

Reporter: No, thanks, I'll take ur word for it...so. How do u
find life here in Egypt ?

Taha: Egybt..Very nice cantry..nice wezar..nice
food..byramidz

Reporter: Oh well..beside the weather and the pyramids..what
else do u like in ur country?

Taha: Byramids, nice wezar, nice food

Reporter: DO YOU WORK?

Taha: Yas yas..Taxi drivar

Reporter: What do u think about the traffic problem in egypt ?


Taha: Very big broblem..very much cars..u see?..but za
guvurment is trying to make it bettar..zey did the circle street and za
mehwar street..and zey make all streets one way so if u go..u cant come
back!!!

Reporter: What about the economic problems in Egypt ?

Taha: I do not undurstand what u say

Reporter: I mean..how do u deal with money problems in egypt ?


Taha: Egypt very rich cantry...we have alot of
cotton..alot of water..and we have byramidz

Reporter: So do u make a lot of money?

Taha: No no.. it is not legal to make money..one frend
i know make money at home..and he go to brizon..if u make money at
home..

Reporter: let me rephrase..since Egypt is a rich country.. do
u have a lot of money?

Taha: me?! ..Not alot..but I eat and drink
Alhamdulelah?

Reporter: Then where does all the money go?

Taha: Guvurment

Reporter: And what does the government do with the money?

Taha: Zey Build circle street, mehwar street and make
all streets one way

Reporter: well , Ok...Do u vote?

Taha: What duz zat mean?

Reporter: Do u choose your president

Taha: Mubarak?

Reporter: yes

Taha (nervously): I didn't give my voice..But if I was. I
will give him my voice

Reporter: Why him?

Taha: Because he was an airoplane in za war..he waz za
leadar airoplane

Reporter: But there r no wars right now

Taha: But if we have war..u see?...we know we will have
a very good airoplane in it

Reporter: what about the last 26 years?

Taha: I got marry..and have Ahmed and Amira..and I drive
taxi

Reporter: No, i meant what did Mubarak do for Egypt in the last
26 years

Taha: He build circle street, mehwar street and make all
streets one way

Reporter: Thank you very much for ur time Mr. Taha

Taha: No broblem, only 10 bounds

Reporter: I never said i will pay u for this

Taha: ok ok..need a Taxi?