[Ashley]

~*~Types Of Girls~*~






HARD DISK GIRLS


she remembers everything, FOREVER










RAM GIRLS

she forget about you, the moment you turn her off

WINDOWS GIRLS
everyone know that she can't do a thing right
but no one can live without her

SCREENSAVER GIRLS
She is good for nothing but at least she is fun

INTERNET GIRLS
Difficult to access

SERVER GIRLS
Always busy when you need her

MULTIMEDIA GIRLS
She make horrible things look beautiful

CD-ROM GIRLS
She is always faster and faster

EMAIL GIRLS
Every ten things she says, eight are nonsense

VIRUS GIRLS

Also known as "wife'' when you are not expecting her
she comes, installs herself and uses all your resources
If you try to uninstall her you will lose something
if you don't uninstall her you will lose everything