[Liu Kang]

كاتب النص الأصلي : Geeny

Father to son after exam: "let me see your report card."

Son: "My friend just borrowed it. He wants to scare his parents."



A wife asked her husband: "What do you like most in me my pretty face or my body?"

He looked at her from head to toe and replied: "I like your sense of humor

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