قصة حلوة كتير
An American, a British and an Iraqi are in a bar one night having a beer.
The American drinks his beer and suddenly throws his glass in the air, pulls out a gun and shoots the glass into pieces.
He says, "In the States our glasses are so cheap that we don't need to drink from the same one twice."
The Brit obviously impressed by this, drinks his beer, throws his glass into the air, pulls out his gun and shoots the glass into pieces.
He says, "In Britain we have so much sand to make the glasses that we don't need to drink out of the same glass twice either."
The Iraqi, cool as a cucumber, picks up his beer and drinks it, throws his glass into the air, pulls out his gun and shoots the American and the Brit.
He says "In Baghdad we have so many Americans and Brits that we don't need to drink with the same ones twice."
أعـشق عـمري لأنـي إذا مـتُّ أخجل من دمـع حـبـيـبـتـي ... و أمـي
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في حضرة الإمبراطور اليوفي و الأسطروة دل بييرو .. يركع الملكي المدريدي
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احذروا قناة العربية
لأنها قناة حريرية عبرية أميريكية سعودية قذرة
همها الأوحد تشويه صورة سوريا العظيمة
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