شوفو هالماسيج اللي اجتني من غروب لبناني انا مشترك فيا
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A little Syrian boy goes into the kitchen where his mom is cooking.
While
playing, he wears a "tarboush" and a "sherwal"... and says:
"Mom, look, I'm a Lebanese boy now. "!!
His mom slaps him in the face and says "Go show your father."
He goes to his dad in the living room and says, "Look dad, I'm a
Lebanese
boy."
His dad slaps him hard in the face and says, "Go show your
grandmother."
The boy goes in his grandmother's room and says, "Look, Grandma, I'm a
Lebanese boy."
His grandmother slaps him in the face and sends him back to his mother.
His mother says "See. Did you learn anything from that?"
To which the boy replies: "Sure did !! I've only been Lebanese for
five
minutes and I already hate you Syrians!"
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شو مشان المسج التانية وهاي للشباب فقط :
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Bamba ياروووح :
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2asra3 tari2a la yfell el souré min lebnen 3ala souria?????
Birou7 3end 3ammo Jamil wbi2ello "3ammo Jamil ,3ammo Jamil badde we7de PAMPA 3a Barazé 3mol ma3rouf"
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......ابعد يا موت عني لا حبا بالحياة بل خوفا على دموع امي ......