[obada]

Two women meet in the afterlife:

1st woman: Hi! My name is Wanda.

2nd woman: Hi! I'm Sylvia. How'd you die?


1st woman: I froze to death.


2nd woman: How horrible!


1st woman: It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold,I
began to get warm & sleepy, and finally died a peaceful
death. What about you?


2nd woman: I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that
my husband was cheating, so I came home early to catch him in
the act. But instead, I found him all by himself in the den
watching TV.


1st woman: So, what happened?

2nd woman: I was so sure there was another woman there
somewhere that started running all over the house looking. I ran up
into the attic and searched, and down into the basement. Then I
went through every closet and checked under all the beds. I kept
this up until I had looked everywhere, and finally I became so
exhausted that I just kneeled over with a heart attack and died.

1st woman: Too bad you didn't look in the freezer
we'd both still be alive!