[Abo3zo]

Do You Have Trouble with Women?
>> that means you don't understand them.
>> from now and on use this dictionary
>> (it's recommended that you keep a copy in your pocket.)
>>
>>
>> Yes = No
>> >
>> >No = Yes
>> >
>> >Maybe = No
>> >
>> >I'm sorry = you'll be sorry
>> >
>> >We need = I want
>> >
>> >It's your decision = my correct decision should be obvious by now
>> >
>> >Do what you want = you'll pay for this later
>> >
>> >We need to talk = I need to complain
>> >
>> >Sure go ahead = I don't want you to
>> >
>> >I'm not upset = Of course I'm upset, you moron
>> >
>> >You're so manly = You need a shave and you sweat a lot
>> >
>> >This kitchen is so inconvenient = I want a new house
>> >
>> >I want new curtains = carpeting, furniture, and wallpaper
>> >
>> >I heard a noise = I noticed you were almost asleep
>> >
>> >Do you love me? = I'm going to ask for something expensive
>> >
>> >How much do you love me? = I did something today you're going to
>>hate
>> >
>> >You have to learn to communicate = Just agree with me
>> >
>> >Are you listening to me!? = (Too late, you're dead)