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A British, American and an Iraqi died and went all to hell.
The British said: I miss England, I wanna call England and see how everybody is doing there.... he called and talked for about 5 minutes... then he said: well, devil how much do I owe you for the phone call ??? The devil goes: five million dollars...
five million dollars!!!?????
Well it's a long distance call ..!!!
he made him a check and went to sit back on his chair....
The American was soo jealous, he starts screaming, me too I wanna call the United States, I wanna see how everybody is doing too... he called and talked for about 2 minutes, then he said: well, devil how much do I owe you for the phone call ???? The devil goes: ten million dollars...
ten million dollars!!!!!!????
Well it's a longer distance call sir..!!!
He made him a check and went to sit back on his chair...
The Iraqi was extremely soooo jealous too... he starts screaming and screaming, I wanna call iraq too, I wanna see how everybody is doing there too, I wanna talk to the family , to the friends, I wanna talk to everybody... he called iraq and he talked for about
twenty hours, he was talking and talking and talking... then he said: well, devil how much do I owe you for the phone call???? The devil goes: one dollar...
only one dollar?!!!!!
The devil goes: yes, well, from hell to hell, it's localcall