أخوية - hair dryer

A distinguished young woman on a flight from
Switzerland asked the a Priest beside her,
"Father, may I ask a favor?"

"Of course, what may I do for you?"

"Well, I bought an expensive woman's electronic
hair dryer for my mother's birthday that is un-
opened and well over Customs' limits, And I'm
afraid they'll confiscate it. Is there any way you
could carry It through Customs for me? Under
your robes perhaps?"

"I would love to help you, dear, but I must warn
you: I will not lie."

"With your honest face, Father, no one will
question you."

When they got to Customs, she let the priest
go ahead of her.
The official asked, "Father, do you have
anything to declare?"

"From the top of my head down to my waist,
I have nothing to declare."

The official thought this answer strange, so
asked, "And what do you Have to declare from
your waist to the floor?"

"I have a marvelous instrument designed to be
used on a woman, but Which is, to date, unused."

Roaring with laughter, the official said, "Go
ahead, Father. Next!"