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Managment definitions
1. Project Manager is a Person who thinks nine women can delivera baby in One month. 2. Developer is a Person who thinks it will take 18 months to deliver a baby .3. Onsite Coordinator is one who thinks single woman can deliver nine babies in one month .4. Client is the one who doesn't know why he wants a baby .5. Marketing Manager is a person who thinks he can deliver a baby even if no man and woman are available .6. Resource Optimization Team thinks they don't need a man or woman; they'll produce a child with zero resources .7. Documentation Team thinks they don't care whether the child is delivered, they'll just document 9 months .8. Quality Auditor is the person who is never happy with the PROCESS to produce a baby. |
7elo ..
ma ba3ref eza mkarrar aw saba2 w shefto fe makanen ma :lol: !??bas leish mo b 3ala el 6ayer |
اقتباس:
written in inglish thats why he put it here:D by the way im not ash lawyer but u have asked and i have answered:lol: |
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ما اختلفنا ... بس ما بظنّ قسم اللغات للنكت ( بالانجليزي ) .. ;) الظريف بالموضوع انو هلأ اللاب اللي داخلة منـــو كاتبلي كل الارقام بالعربي ... ما عرفت شو هي elo ! هيهيهي ... انفصمنا :p |
Thanks for replay any way
i thought here is the right plase :S:S what ever if not chane it and but it in the right place sweaty thank Jolee for your replay hun :D |
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