صراحة بين زوجين
 

A husband and wife are sitting quietly in bed reading when the wife
looks over at him and asks the question....

WIFE: "What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?"
HUSBAND: "Definitely not!"
WIFE: "Why not? Don't you like being married?"
HUSBAND: "Of course I do."
WIFE: "Then why wouldn't you remarry?"
HUSBAND: "Okay, okay, I'd get married again."
WIFE: "You would?" (with a hurt look)
HUSBAND: (makes audible groan)
WIFE: "Would you live in our house?"
HUSBAND: "Sure, it's a great house."
WIFE: "Would you sleep with her in our bed?"
HUSBAND: "Where else would we sleep?"
WIFE: "Would you let her drive my car?"
HUSBAND: "Probably, it is almost new."
WIFE: "Would you replace my pictures with hers?"
HUSBAND: "That would seem like the proper thing to do."
WIFE: "Would you give her my jewelry?"
HUSBAND: "No, I'm sure she'd want her own."
WIFE: "Would she use my golf clubs?"
HUSBAND: "No, she's left-handed."


WIFE: -- silence --
HUSBAND: "sh*t."

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

:shock: :shock: :shock:

:o :o :o

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

ما شاء الله مجهزها :P :P :P

اي لكن شو :lol: :lol:

بس بصراحة انا سمعتها من فن زمان بس بالعكس
وبيسألها هو نفس الاسئلة بس وقت اللي بيوصل على البيجاما بتقللو لا حبيبي ما رح يلبسلك بيجامتك لانو قياسو اكبر من قياسك :wink:

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
حلوة

وهذا دليل قاطع على ان الرجل اكثر وفاءا من المراة :gem: :gem: :gem:
فليحيا الرجل الى الابد :angel:

بالعكس :mrgreen: :mrgreen:

فليسقط الرجل و لتحيا المراة :gem: :gem: :gem: :gem: :gem: :gem: :gem: :gem: :gem: :gem: :gem:

:jakoush: :jakoush: :jakoush: :jakoush:
انا ما قلت فلتسقط المرأة :aah:
بعدين انا بحب هدول الخضر :aah: :aah: :aah:

بدك ما تدقق خيي بو مزيد هدول البنات بيتحسسو من هالموضوع
معليش بدنا نسايرون 8)

say what i didn't hear you mr. adel i'll show you when i go back home :aah: :aah: :aah: :aah: :aah:

ولي شو بدك تورجيني :P

:gem: :gem: :gem: :gem: :gem: :gem: :gem: :gem: :gem: :gem: :gem:

:jakoush: :jakoush: :jakoush: :jakoush: :jakoush:
:pos: :pos:

not your business now Mr. adel

do you kn: