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الفرق بين السجن والشغل !!!
In case you ever get these two environments mixed up, this should make things a little bit clearer. @ PRISON You spend most of your time in a 10X10 cell @ WORK You spend most of your time in an 6X6 cubicle @ PRISON You get three meals a day, fully paid for @ WORK You get a break for one meal and you have to pay for it @ PRISON For good behavior, you get time off @ WORK For good behavior, you get more work @ PRISON The guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you @ WORK You must carry a security card and open all the doors yourself @ PRISON You can watch TV and play games @ WORK You could get fired for watching TV and playing games @ PRISON You get your own toilet @ WORK You have to share the toilet with people who pee on the seat @ PRISON They allow your family and friends to visit @ WORK You aren't even supposed to speak to your family @ PRISON All expenses are paid by the taxpayers with no work required @ WORK You must pay all your expenses to go to work, and they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners @ PRISON You spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out @ WORK You spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars @ PRISON You must deal with sadistic wardens @ WORK They are called 'managers' |
ثانكيو , يو سبيك عربيك
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Can you speak Arabic?:?
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اقتباس:
I am sorry to say, this is right in many occasions ! |
lol that was very funny its a shame its true though but you realy made my day thanks :D:D
هلق ما حدا يضحك على الشي الي حيكيتو بالانجليزي لاني جبت شي 4 قواميس لزبطط معي :p |
اقتباس:
على الاقل في محاولة أحسن من الي عم يبعتولي you speak arabic !!!!!!!! |
| الساعة بإيدك هلق يا سيدي 07:00 (بحسب عمك غرينتش الكبير +3) |
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ما بخفيك.. في قسم لا بأس به من الحقوق محفوظة، بس كمان من شان الحق والباطل في جزء مالنا علاقة فيه ولا محفوظ ولا من يحزنون